- "Outsourced" outsourced to Mars. OK, the show has an attractive-looking cast. And the film that suggested the TV series was sweet and mildly amusing.
- But you know what's funny about the TV show? When the customer service guy from India tells someone he's in Detroit. Ha-ha. That's especially hi-larious to those of us living (and barely making a living) in Detroit. This show is perfect proof that the coked-up network Suits have no clue what's really happening in Flyover Country.
- I really need Leslie Knope, Ron Effin' Swanson, MouseRat & "Shut up, Jerry" back on the teevee. ASAP. In the plum 9:30 spot the network maroons gave to "Outsourced."
- I've heard no buzz at all about it, but I had hopes "Raising Hope" would be good. Because for some reason I loved the "threw up on the baby" bit.
- "Wesley Snipes" and Liz Lemon getting together. Curling up under the Snuggie, enjoying a cheesy blaster, watching a DVD of "Chums." (Tina Fey, you managed to sink my good ship Jack& Liz. So gimme this at least.)
- Julianna Margulies' character getting together with Josh/Dan from "Sports Night"?
- Or "Sports Night" coming back.
- On a bill back-to-back with "Better Off Ted." Followed by "Moonlighting," "Gilmore Girls" and "Northern Exposure."
- "Dancing With the Stars" with actual stars. Which means actors, musicians, athletes. Not someone whose claim to fame is being a dope on "reality" shows or the daughter of a dope in politics.
- All reality TV disappearing. Except the ones I occasionally watch.
- Two-and-a-Half Men getting outsourced to Uranus.
- My name in the credits somewhere.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Things I Need to See on TV This Year
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)